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The secret(ly boring) life of a dwarf

August 2017

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Aih. This girl doesn't fall sick that often but when she does it's BAD. The last time she was properly sick was a year ago and she missed fighter's birthday party. One year later she's sick again. 😰See her eyes damn puffy from the flu 😩 we can audition for mother daughter zombies already cos we both hardly slept last night. She kept waking up and crying for me. I camped out on the floor next to her crib for two hours wtf cos she would wake the second I pulled my hand away!

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Today is pattern party at school which means the kids are supposed to come dressed in patterns - checks, polka dots, stripes, florals etc. For some reason fighter was looking forward to it the entire week and kept reminding me every day wtf. Maybe cos he gets to wear jeans and long sleeved shirts like his idol psy wtf. This am he reminded me to pack his toothbrush too cos they were practicing brushing teeth independently I think. Wah lau my son become my PA now wtf.

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3 am. Penny has a fever. 😵Some more on Monday fighter was saying he had a cough, and she was all like mommy I'm not sick. I go to school. FHL. Well look who's not going tomorrow wtf.

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Decided to do a #DIAL today! So Tuesday is always market day. Here's the fruit stall wtf. I've really leveled up as an auntie and got myself one of those trolley bags to lug around my produce. 😂

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This boy just told me, "Mommy, next time when you and daddy are older, me and Penny will take care of you. Ok?" Me: "aww promise ah" wtf.

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Fighter's Psyghter birthday is over and done with! Hahahaha I'm so exhausted until now my feet are still aching from running around and being up and about from the party. But so worth it to see the look of joy and awe on Fighter's face.

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