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The secret(ly boring) life of a dwarf

April 2017

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@jmeei introduced us to this new app that can realistically reproduce how you'll look like when you're old. This is JM and Colin her fiance. Jm turned out very attractive as an older woman!

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Somehow when stupid things happen they all happen at once to screw with you wtf. Murphys law I think it's called. Anyway this morning. Late to school cos Fighter couldn't find his toy phone and had a meltdown while Gaston hastily combed his room. Couldn't find it and we made off for school at 8.35 am with daddy's running water bottle as a replacement wtf. (school starts at 830 wtf) Then just when I was nearing school....

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1 minute after waking up from her nap lolol.

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Ok lemme do a #DIAL today. As if my every day dayre is not a day in my life wtf. On the way to school this guy really surprised me. I was sitting between him and Penny and he was on my right. My bag had slid over and was poking him in the side. 👦 (politely) mommy can you put your bag to the left? It moved to the right and poked me. 👩 what did you say? Which one is your right hand? And he put his right hand up like this!!!!

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This girl who wants to wear her 'sunglasses' all the damn time now cos she sees me wearing my glasses now and then.

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Dunno why when it's holidays or weekends I never feel like dayreing. But it's Monday so Hello dayre! Dropped this guy off at school and he's as usual in a great mood wtf morning person like his dad haha.

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