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The secret(ly boring) life of a dwarf

2015 June

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School today! It's yellow week hence his t-shirt. Thanks @omamee for the shirt 😁

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Penny wakes up I wake up. Penny don't wake up I don't dare go to sleep wtf cos I keep thinking she'll wake up for milk soon?!Paranoid mom is paranoid. Keep going over to her crib and checking if she's still breathing wtf cos her last feed was at 7 pm and it's six hours on she's still sleeping! 😱

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Ooh the conclusion to the missing present and helper story is that...She found the present while I was out! Intact in the bag and still wrapped so she didn't take it as some people thought la 😳I never thought she stole it la cos I think she's quite trustworthy. I was just very irritated cos many times she does things and doesn't remember. If we pass her something or she keeps things she forgets where she puts and it's major irritating. All is well!

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Argh so freaking angry at my helper again!!!! Bought a birthday present for @revelinme some time ago and it was sitting on my dresser cos I didn't get the chance to give her yet. Meeting her and @bobostephanie for lunch today so I wanted to bring it with me. And of course I couldn't find it. Asked my helper she also cannot find and said maybe she kept it somewhere but don't remember where wtf!!! I said:

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This girl woke up at 530 am and wanted to play 😰And now she's refusing to nap unless someone carries her omg even sarong doesn't help what is this?!!!

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Carrying a sleeping 9 kg toddler from the car, to check in and to check in baggage, past immigration and around the airport until we reach the lounge is no joke. 😓My arms feel about to drop off. I so don't need kayla for arms lo please 😂