Christine Anthony (avatar)
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Fuck Malaysian Drivers

I normally post my rant on Twitter bc its character limit makes me rant less since I can only fit so much in one tweet. But this, this I need to have a long ass rant on. And Dayre is the only platform I can go to to vent out everything.

Get ready

So, I just got back from SS15 and at this very moment, I am typing this in my car that is parked outside my house. Yes, I am prioritising my rant instead of my safety and comfort.

My friend and I wanted to grab some of Family Mart's soft serve before heading back home. If you're familiar with SS15 area, you'll know it's almost impossible to find a parking spot regardless what time it was. So, because I'm only going to get some ice cream, I double parked la.

I took less than 10 minutes in Family Mart. I was queuing up for the soft serve and it was almost my turn to order. You can't expect me ditch the line right wtf? Then, I heard a loud and long honk and I already had a feeling it was the car I blocked. But what can I do right? I had to get my ice cream since I already ordered and paid for it. All I wanted was ice cream at 12:30 AM okay fucking hell. After the worker handed me my soft serve, I took no time dashing out from the store.

Before I even took 5 steps out the store, this fat ugly fuck suddenly barged in and shouted "WHO DRIVES THE MAZDA? REMOVE YOUR FUCKING CAR!!!" The entire Family Mart went dead silent; everyone was shocked and confused.
Funny thing was, I WAS JUST RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM, OBVIOUSLY ABOUT TO WALK TO MY CAR. He could've waited another 30 SECONDS, BUT HE DECIDED TO CAUSE A SCENE INSTEAD. FUCK YOU, PLS GO DIE WHILE TRYING TO PASS 15'S SHITTY ROUNDABOUT.

I told him it's my car and I was walking out to move it before his chunky ass blocked Family Mart's entrance. Then when I went to my car, ugly fellow had the nerve to shout at me again and said "next time you wanna double park, leave your phone number or listen when people fucking honk." I think that was the tipping point for me. My day already started off pretty shitty, plus it's that time of the month for me. I was NOT about to have ANY of this.

I glared and him and raised my voice, and replied "I left my number on my dashboard what?! Cannot see is it?! I was queuing up, and barely took 5 minutes, what the fuck?!" then that fucking ogre replied "WHERE?! THERE IS NO PAPER ON YOUR DASHBOARD I SEARCHED ALREADY." At this point, I wanted to shove my matcha ice cream down his butthole already lah. I took the paper and showed it to him "this. What is this?!"

He tried to defend his ass and said he couldn't see because "it's written with a pencil" THEN THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM LA AT LEAST I LEFT MY NUMBER RIGHT chao cheebye. You want to fight and say I didn't leave my number but when I PROVED to you that I did, you give stupid shitty reason like that. Fuck you and your ugly ass white car. Not only did you cause a scene at fucking 12:30 AM, you publicly humiliated ME by shouting at my face.

I'm so angry, what the fuck. Ya la I get it I blocked your car but UNLESS I BLOCKED YOUR CAR FOR MORE THAN 10 MINUTES, AND UNLESS I DID NOT LEAVE MY NUMBER ON THE DASHBOARD, DO NOT COME AT ME, SHOUT AT MY FACE IN PUBLIC AND CAUSE A SCENE. If I wasn't on my period and my hormones weren't crazy, I would have rammed you and your car right there and then. Fuck sia, this is the first time I've encountered something like this.

Your rude ass can stay the fuck out of my way. I wish you years of bad luck and poverty. Your ugly face suits your ugly attitude anyway, so you don't have that much to lose appearance-wise :-)

LOL this was basically how the incident looked like just now. KNNBCCB. I don't think I can forget about this. Fuck everyone in this god-forsaken country.

Me, when he shouted at me when I was about to move my car.

Me, driving back home thinking about what ever just happened

HAHA ME, 5 MINS AGO DOING A FULL BLOWN RANT ON DAYRE

Me, right now.

Day 152

Thursday, 1 Jun 2017

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