Mindlessly scrolling through my FB feed (anyone agrees it’s always the same 10% of people making 90% of the noise?) and I stop short at a picture an acquaintance reposted from her husband.A meme, some mothership “article”, some baby fair ad, an appeal for donations to an animal shelter and then - a maybe 2ish year old boy standing on a stool in front of a toilet bowl, pantsless and holding his little boy peen, peeing.
On a rare Saturday morning when J doesn’t have to wake up that early, I felt compelled to force the poor half asleep man to answer my hypothetical questions.Me: Let’s just say I die early, would you bring Piglet on holidays?J: of course Me: But you know how to plan meh (I’m the chief holiday officer)J: the credit card concierge will do it🤦🏻♀️ good luck Piglet hope you enjoy holidays planned by a friendly anonymous voice on the phone!
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