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Git in mah belleh ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ

February 2019

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I had been mentally clinging onto Saturday’s plans to keep myself buoyant throughout the week and I had never been happier to go to sleep on Friday night.

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Laughed so hard when S showed me this.Not too long ago, I was the Andy King (the guy who offered to suck dick) for my project, now I just want to be the swimming pigs on the island.

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6.30amMe, barely awake: “mpfghg I don’t want to go work”J: “noooo you must go, I sent flowers!”The man is good at many things but just not giving surprises.

Mindlessly scrolling through my FB feed (anyone agrees it’s always the same 10% of people making 90% of the noise?) and I stop short at a picture an acquaintance reposted from her husband.A meme, some mothership “article”, some baby fair ad, an appeal for donations to an animal shelter and then - a maybe 2ish year old boy standing on a stool in front of a toilet bowl, pantsless and holding his little boy peen, peeing.

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On a rare Saturday morning when J doesn’t have to wake up that early, I felt compelled to force the poor half asleep man to answer my hypothetical questions.Me: Let’s just say I die early, would you bring Piglet on holidays?J: of course Me: But you know how to plan meh (I’m the chief holiday officer)J: the credit card concierge will do it๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿป‍โ™€๏ธ good luck Piglet hope you enjoy holidays planned by a friendly anonymous voice on the phone!

Is anyone else facing the issue of not being able to see more recent entries? I’ve been having this problem the whole weekend.The most recent entry I see is from 16 hours ago and refreshing/closing the app doesn’t help, deleting and re-installing only helps sometimes.

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