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The secret(ly boring) life of a dwarf

2014 December

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Worst night ever since Fighter was a newborn. He. Woke. Up. Every. Hour. Even as a newborn he'd wake up every 2-3 hours only lo. I literally saw the hour hand on the clock hit 2,3,4,5,6,7 am omfg.Tried feeding milk but he only took an ounce at 2 am instead of his usual 4. Took another ounce at 3 am and I figured it's not that he's hungry cos he'd push it away after quenching thirst.Then at 4 am I heard weird sounds. Realized he was sucking his pacifier then he'd push it out...

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First things first. Fighter spam!Here's he looking like a kepoh auntie rummaging through some bargain bin.

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Destructicon destroying my Christmas tree. you see the bottom branches all bare already cos he pulled off all the ornaments. pull not enough must pull so hard the fake pines also fall off and the baubles top and the string also come off wtf. Next year I won't even bother putting up decorations wtf just the naked tree. 😑

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Stupid of the day: closed the fridge door on Bump WTF. Forgot she's there hehehe

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With the critter who doesn't feel like eating breakfast this morning. Wah last night record breaking night of no sleep. First I couldn't sleep cos of restless leg syndrome wtf which I always get during pregnancy fml max. Then realized Fatty's brother was in our room sponging Fatty cos his fever went up to 39.5C sponging brought it down to 39.1. Wanted to get him admitted to hospital already but he didn't want.

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So if you've seen @timothytiah 's Dayre he's sick yo. He woke up with a cough yesterday and by night it developed into a fever fhl. He took some paracetamol before bed but the fever came back about 5 am! I woke up and he said he's cold and I was so sleepy I patted him and fell back asleep. apparently it was a hint to me to turn off the aircon but I didn't know. middle of the night don't hint la hahaha I won't get it.